Posted 3 days ago

veruca-assault:

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

Posted 3 days ago

hiddlesbatchlove:

lilmissitalia:

If there’s a “heavens no” and a “hell yes” why isn’t there a “purgatory maybe”

PURGHAPS

(Source: lilmiss-fallen-pancake)

Posted 3 days ago

kinkysenpai:

I CAN’T FUCKING BELIEVE IT

Posted 3 days ago
Posted 3 days ago

nisuyaka:

inter-webs:

*sigh* why am i better than everyone

image

(Source: 6yr)

Posted 3 days ago

the-poe-catcher:

"hey what music do you listen to?"

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Posted 3 days ago

gaystray:

do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break inside for a couple minutes

Posted 3 days ago

sarcastic-snowflake:

So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.”  tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work. 

Posted 3 days ago

edeott:

mihari:

littlegracenote:

umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

that’s a trumpet

That’s a hurdygurdy you uncultured swine

I’m quite certain that’s a glockenspiel, given the length of the neck and my extensive experience as a musitician

Posted 3 days ago

zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

(Source: unrellevahnt)

Posted 3 days ago

dukeofmegadeus:

myinnerfrankcastle:

Remember when floppy disks could save/destroy the world?

1MB was a dangerous thing

Posted 3 days ago

unreliable-universe:

ninecorrupted:

image

reblogging this again because I’ve played it probably a dozen times today

Posted 3 days ago

sassminsterabbey:

don’t lie we all have a fictional character we ship ourselves with

(Source: zamwinchester)

Posted 3 days ago

uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who isn’t proud of you