Posted 23 hours ago

shubbabang:

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Petition for this to happen in a commercial.

Posted 23 hours ago

lay1306:

desperatembrace:

purrityring:

unverified-reality:

This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

my anaconda dont

Can i just say—hoW DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT??

probably thought it was just cramps

(Source: malformalady)

Posted 23 hours ago
Posted 23 hours ago

thatisludicrous:

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

she a disney princess

Posted 1 day ago

kamilledontfeel:

davybot:

tsvlink25:

When you’re just scrolling and then you suddenly find porn

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When you scroll down and you keep seeing more and more

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What makes this so accurate is the amount of cocks

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

robbonp:

ive found him

Posted 2 days ago

tsundereheavycruiser:

my-awful-blog:

You know the attack is strong when the characters become line art

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Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago

amir-the-lioness:

YAAA ok so I recently hit 500 followers on here and 100 on my art blog… So I figured it was time for another art giveaway!

Here’s whats up:

+Reblog/like this post! You can do either or both! Reblog as many times as you’d like, it’ll only move your place in line around. So this gives you up to two chances to get your name in!

+ Please don’t use your own multiple blogs to get in more chances to win! Keep it to one blog yall. 

+ You dont have to be following either blog to enter! idc JUST GO FOR IT, FREE THINGS

+ As it says above there will be two winners! Each gets a sketchy halfbody colored pic like above.

+ I will draw: OCs, furries, animals, avatars, whatever you’d like. Any prize for this will remain SWF!

+ THIS ENDS SEPT 26th, AT 11:59 PM EST! I’ll contact the winners that night, so please make sure you have an ask box/submit open so I can contact you!

My main blog is a bunch of Mabinogi and Sailor Moon gifs bUT YALL CAN CHECK OUT MY ART BLOG amirreow!!
And check out my commission info if you’re interested in guaranteeing some art from me hueuheu

THAAAAANKS!

Posted 3 days ago

open RP

gaypee:

erwinsmithe:

gaypee:

erwinsmithe:

gaypee:

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Joseph Stalin raises his head, a sly twinkle in his eye as he meets the bald man’s suggestive gaze. “Walter…” He purrs, dragging his tongue along the underside of his mustache in anticipation. “I see you’ve finally arrived.” 

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hello police

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"Oh, Walter," The man chuckled, mustache quivering in delight. "I am the police.”

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Posted 3 days ago

life-is-a-state-0f-mind:

When artists say they suck at arting

(Source: ragnaroktopus)

Posted 5 days ago

bigendernepeta:

revtomdildomolar:

sunflowerlily:

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what?? piE ? i gotta see this

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ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”

wait a second…

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omfg no

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MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S

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my anaconda dont

(Source: lizardmanlizardmanlizardman)

Posted 5 days ago

homoish:

my whole family went out and i didnt want to go so i stayed home and it’s literally been two hours and my dad just texted me “where are you”

Posted 5 days ago

wecansexy:

do you ever just

stare into space and be like

oh my god i have no idea what my actual personality is