my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed
i can’t even appreciate the beauty of the sunrise after staying up all night because it’s just like. fuck. there it is. there’s the sun. i fucked up. why am i laughing. nothing is funny. the sun is there and it’s harshly reprimanding me for being awake all night. “this is the life you’ve chosen for yourself fucker” it says. i’m not laughing. i’m crying. there’s the fucking sun
feeling intimidated by people you want to be really good friends with
phrases like “i’ll be the distraction you go on ahead without me” generally do not have a tendency to end well
"i’ll catch up with you" no. no you probably won’t
"we’ll talk about this later" there is no later
"it’ll be alright" not for you since you just said that and doomed yourself
"I’ll be fine. Don’t worry." We’ll never see you again.
THIS COMMERICAL TAKES LIKE THE BIGGEST TURN FOR THE WORST EVER AND I DON’[T LIKE IT
OH MY GOD
YOU GUYS THIS IS AN ACTUAL COMMERCIAL
OH GOD, NOT THIS THING AGAIN.
Guy should have followed Nightcrawler’s advice and only teleport himself to places he knew. IT’S NOT LIKE HE DIDN’T WARN YOU. :|