Posted 1 day ago

open RP

gaypee:

erwinsmithe:

gaypee:

erwinsmithe:

gaypee:

imagehi

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Joseph Stalin raises his head, a sly twinkle in his eye as he meets the bald man’s suggestive gaze. “Walter…” He purrs, dragging his tongue along the underside of his mustache in anticipation. “I see you’ve finally arrived.” 

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hello police

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"Oh, Walter," The man chuckled, mustache quivering in delight. "I am the police.”

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Posted 1 day ago

life-is-a-state-0f-mind:

When artists say they suck at arting

(Source: ragnaroktopus)

Posted 3 days ago

bigendernepeta:

revtomdildomolar:

sunflowerlily:

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what?? piE ? i gotta see this

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ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”

wait a second…

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omfg no

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MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S

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my anaconda dont

(Source: lizardmanlizardmanlizardman)

Posted 3 days ago

homoish:

my whole family went out and i didnt want to go so i stayed home and it’s literally been two hours and my dad just texted me “where are you”

Posted 3 days ago

wecansexy:

do you ever just

stare into space and be like

oh my god i have no idea what my actual personality is

Posted 4 days ago

sparklemiss:

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All these cuties are available at CuteHarajuku, don’t forget to use the code “sparklemiss” for a discount of your order!

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Posted 6 days ago
Posted 6 days ago

ass-butt-fallen-angel:

stiles2014:

i hate it when my “friends” just dismiss something i’m really passionate about like “oh you’re talking about that again” like shut up don’t ruin this for me do you know how many times i’ve pretended to care or even genuinely tried to get interested in what you like????? the least you could do is fake it rather than making me feel like a burden

This is one of the most hurtful things friends do

(Source: elizabethoslen)

Posted 6 days ago

burdge:

not as discreet as you thought

Posted 1 week ago

chocoartdump:

Commission for Leythia hope you like it <:3

Posted 1 week ago

bespectacledfleur:

cocoa-bean-corphish:

senorpacman:

You will not regret pressing play

you really will not regret pressing play

Posted 1 week ago

thingsorganizedneatly:

Soldiers’ Inventories by Thom Atkinson, for the Telegraph Magazine

editor: Great series of British soldiers’ equipment from different wars and battles through British history & up to the present. See the original story on the Telegraph website, an interview on Creative Review, & full series of images on ThomAtkinson.com

(Source: thomatkinson)

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

alphabitches:

finding money in ur pocket like

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(Source: alphabitches)

Posted 1 week ago

mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”